Jongkang Jongkit revolves around a dysfunctional family: Tuan Zain, having worked in Japan for 25 years, has many skeletons in his cupboard; his wife, Puan Marlia, rekindles a relationship with her ex-fiance in jealousy; their daughter Lily keeps on falling in love with their drivers. Things take an interesting and comical turn when driver Bad comes into the picture, as he starts to play the role not only of a driver but of a spy, a love interest and a source of potential danger......
"SPONTAN"
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"FIKIRLAH SENDIRI NABIL : MUSIM 2"
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"TELEPRIMA : HALIMAH JONGANG"
Telefilem komedi yang memikat ramai penonton. Lakonan Johan RL, Sheera Iskandar. Skrip oleh Zainin Kosnin...
"AWAN DANIA : MUSIM 1"
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"RENJIS MUSIM 2"
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"RONA RONI MAKARONI"
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"MERTUA VS MENANTU"
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I don't know what I want, so don't ask me Cause I'm still trying to figure it out Don't know what's down this road, I'm just walking Trying to see through the rain coming down Even though I'm not the only one Who feels the way I do
[Chorus:]
I'm alone, on my own, and that's all I know I'll be strong, I'll be wrong, oh but life goes on I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in This world
Got the radio on, my old blue jeans And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve Feeling lucky today, got the sunshine Could you tell me what more do I need And tomorrow's just a mystery, oh yeah But that's ok
[Repeat Chorus]
Maybe I'm just a girl on a mission But I'm ready to fly
I've never gone with the wind Just let it flow Let it take me where it wants to go 'till you open the door There's so much more I'd never seen it before
I was tryin' to fly but I couldn't find wings but you came along and you changed everything
You lift my feet off the ground You spin me around You make me crazier, crazier Feels like I'm falling And I am lost in your eyes You make me crazier, crazier Crazier
I watched from a distance as you Made life your own Every sky was your own kind of blue And I wanted to know How that would feel And you made it so real You showed me somethin' That I couldn't see Opened my eyes and You made me believe
You lift my feet off the ground You spin me around You make me crazier, crazier Feels like I'm falling And I am lost in your eyes You make me crazier, crazier Crazier, Oh
Baby you showed me What livin' is for I don't wanna hide anymore
You lift my feet off the ground You spin me around You make me crazier, crazier Feels like I'm falling And I am lost in your eyes You make me crazier, crazier Crazier, crazier Crazier
All this time I was wasting, Hoping you would come around I've been giving out chances every time And all you do is let me down And it's taking me this long Baby but I figured you out And you're thinking we'll be fine again, But not this time around
You don't have to call anymore I won't pick up the phone This is the last straw Don't wanna hurt anymore And you can tell me that you're sorry But I don't believe you baby Like I did - before You're not sorry, no no oh
Looking so innocent, I might believe you if I didn't know Could've loved you all my life If you hadn't left me waiting in the cold And you got your share of secrets And I'm tired of being last to know And now you're asking me to listen Cause it's worked each time before
But you don't have to call anymore I won't pick up the phone This is the last straw Don't wanna hurt anymore And you can tell me that you're sorry But I don't believe you baby Like I did - before You're not sorry, no no, oh
You're not sorry no no oh
You had me crawling for you honey And it never would've gone away, no You used to shine so bright But I watched all of it fade
So you don't have to call anymore I won't pick up the phone This is the last straw There's nothing left to beg for And you can tell me that you're sorry But I don't believe you baby Like I did - before You're not sorry, no no oh
I see your face in my mind as I drive away, Cause none of us thought it was gonna end that way. People are people, And sometimes we change our minds. But it's killing me to see you go after all this time.
Music starts playin' like the end of a sad movie, It's the kinda ending you don't really wanna see. Cause it's tragedy and it'll only bring you down, Now I don't know what to be without you around.
And we know it's never simple, Never easy. Never a clean break, noone here to save me. You're the only thing I know like the back of my hand, And I can't, Breathe, Without you, But I have to, Breathe, Without you, But I have to.
Never wanted this, never wanna see you hurt. Every little bump in the road I tried to swerve. But people are people, And sometimes it doesn't work out, Nothing we say is gonna save us from the fall out.
And we know it's never simple, Never easy. Never a clean break, no one here to save me. You're the only thing I know like the back of my hand, And I can't, Breathe, Without you, But I have to, Breathe, Without you, But I have to.
It's two a.m. Feelin' like I just lost a friend. Hope you know it's not easy, Easy for me. It's two a.m. Feelin' like I just lost a friend. Hope you know this ain't easy, Easy for me.
And we know it's never simple, Never easy. Never a clean break, noone here to save me.
Ohhh
I can't, Breathe, Without you, But I have to, Breathe, Without you, But I have to.
Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about And she's got everything that I have to live without
Drew talks to me, I laugh cause it's just so funny That I can't even see anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right, I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night
[Chorus:]
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do
Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly, The kind of flawless I wish I could be She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love Look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause
[Repeat Chorus]
So I drive home alone, as I turn out the light I'll put his picture down and maybe Get some sleep tonight
He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do He's the time taken up, but there's never enough And he's all that I need to fall into..
State the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy That's fine I'll tell mine you're gay And by the way...
[Chorus:]
I hate that stupid old pickup truck You never let me drive You're a redneck heartbreak Who's really bad at lying So watch me strike a match On all my wasted time As far as I'm concerned you're Just another picture to burn
There's no time for tears, I'm just sitting here planning my revenge There's nothing stopping me From going out with all of your best friends And if you come around saying sorry to me My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be
[Repeat Chorus]
If you're missing me, You'd better keep it to yourself Cause coming back around here Would be bad for your health...
I hate that stupid old pickup truck You never let me drive You're a redneck heartbreak Who's really bad at lying So watch me strike a match On all my wasted time In case you haven't heard, I really really hate that..
[Repeat Chorus]
Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn You're just another picture to burn Baby, burn...
It's strange to think the songs we used to sing The smiles, the flowers, everything: is gone Yesterday I found out about you Even now just looking at you: feels wrong You say that you'd take it all back, given one chance It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...
[Chorus:]
You should've said no, you should've gone home You should've thought twice before you let it all go You should've know that word, bout what you did with her Would get back to me... And I should've been there, in the back of your mind I shouldn't be asking myself why You shouldn't be begging for forgiveness at my feet... You should've said no, baby and you might still have me
You can see that I've been crying And baby you know all the right things: to say But do you honestly expect me to believe We could ever be the same... You say that the past is the past, you need one chance It was a moment of weakness and you said yes...
[Repeat Chorus]
I can't resist... before you go, tell me this Was it worth it... Was she worth this...
We were both young, when I first saw you. I close my eyes and the flashback starts- I'm standing there, on a balcony in summer air.
I see the lights; see the party, the ball gowns. I see you make your way through the crowd- You say hello, little did I know...
That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles- And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet"- And I was crying on the staircase- begging you, "Please don't go..." And I said...
Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone. I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess, It's a love story, baby, just say yes.
So I sneak out to the garden to see you. We keep quiet, because we're dead if they knew- So close your eyes... escape this town for a little while. Oh, Oh.
Cause you were Romeo - I was a scarlet letter, And my daddy said "stay away from Juliet" - but you were everything to me- I was begging you, "Please don't go" And I said...
Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone. I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess. It's a love story, baby, just say yes-
Romeo save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel. This love is difficult, but it's real. Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess. It's a love story, baby, just say yes. Oh, Oh.
I got tired of waiting. Wondering if you were ever coming around. My faith in you was fading- When I met you on the outskirts of town. And I said...
Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone. I keep waiting, for you but you never come. Is this in my head, I don't know what to think- He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said...
Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone. I love you, and that's all I really know. I talked to your dad -- go pick out a white dress It's a love story, baby just say... yes. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on December and ends on August, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.